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Heh.
By Tonya Jone Miller | September 25, 2009
One of my favorite movie lines ever, from Real Genius…
Chris: No but seriously, listen. If there’s ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, let me know ok?
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.
Topics: My Life | 4 Comments »
September 25th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Humm…why is it always “to you” and never “with you”?
September 26th, 2009 at 5:10 am
That is a VERY smart girl! I…I can’t help it. Have you ever seen a body like this in your LIFE?
She happens to be my daughter!
Well then I guess you have….
September 26th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Do you ever have that dream where you’re standing on top of a pyramid in sort of sun-god robes and there’s a thousand naked women screaming and….throwing little pickles at you?
September 26th, 2009 at 7:55 am
No.
Why am I the only person who has that dream?
*dies laughing*
I (heart) you, big brother.