My Tweets

• Why is the-sun-shining-through-clouds always the default visual depiction of God in crappy movies? Way to ruin nature for me, assholes. 1 hour ago
• @geekbauchery #Superbowl halftime is traditionally a very busy 10-15 minutes in the phone sex biz. #sexyhalftimegirl #truestory 1 hour ago
• @geekbauchery you are not a snarky asshat. #makesadifference 14 hours ago
• Seriously. That joke was tired when I heard it in middle school. Besides, someone else tweeted it five seconds ago. I dare you to check. 14 hours ago
• Oh, please tell me that phone sex-hearing aids joke again! I haven't heard it five times a minute for eight years. 14 hours ago