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By Tonya Jone Miller | September 29, 2008
WordPress has this great stats program that tells you all sorts of neat things about your blog traffic. One of my favorite features is Search Engine Terms, or basically anything someone might have searched for that led them to your site. I’ve been blogging for almost five years now and about pretty much any damn thing that’s on my mind, so I’ve covered a lot of topics. It totally cracks me up sometimes how random it is. For example, yesterday someone searched “how to make snickerdoodles” and stumbled upon me because I happened to post a recipe when I went bake-happy a few months ago. I hope whoever it was is a closeted kinky cook, or I probably warped their fragile, domestically-inclined mind…
I love it when people search for “tonyajonemiller.com” instead of just…uhhhh…entering it as the URL. That happens more than you’d expect, and the optimist in me hopes it’s just an accidental mistake (i.e., the person didn’t realize he/she was typing it into the search bar instead of the URL bar) rather than an accurate representation of the average level of common sense. Although I guess not knowing your search bar from your URL bar doesn’t exactly bode well either. Lol.
There are a bunch of terms one would expect to appear on the list…
“phone sex”
“phone sex actress”
“Bay City Blues phone sex”
“tonya jone miller”
“tonyajonemiller”
“phonesex courtesan”
Then there are those that make me chuckle…
“fuck the pain away” actress (I listed the lyrics to the Peaches song once I think.)
“i go barefoot” (Wtf??? This search has brought 5 visitors in the last month alone!)
“curling iron masturbation” (Ummm, I’ve stuck a lot of things up there, but that isn’t one of them.)
“pantyboy wearing phone tease” (How exactly does one wear a pantyboy?)
“porn actress sweat” (Ewwww.)
“pornotroll” (Just sounds funny.)
“her cock is massive” (Hope that person wasn’t disappointed. Heh.)
“come preparare le prugne giubellate” (I’m guessing that’s French, but how the hell it brought them here, I’ll never know.)
I have to admit “complaints about tonya jone miller” kind of baffled me. I mean, when I stop and think about it, I’m sure plenty of people have complaints about me. That’s what happens when you speak your mind, and I’m willing to accept that. I just wonder who would search for that specific term and why it would lead them to my site. Shouldn’t it take them to TonyaJoneMillerSucks.com or some forum board where people bitch about me for outing the PSO business? When I tried to search the same phrase on a couple different engines, I got my own site but none with specific complaints about me in the first four or five pages of results I bothered to scan through. *shrug* I just think it’s kind of hilarious what random terms lead people here…
So Prelude to a Kiss closes this Saturday night, and while I’ve enjoyed the experience, I think I’m ready for it to be over. I’d really like a bit more challenging role to sink my teeth into, and I’m still waiting to hear back on that audition. They gave me a callback like I was expecting, but I couldn’t go because we were performing that night (Thursday). However, they came to see PtoK on Friday night and sent me an email afterward, letting me know I’m still in the running. A good sign, right? I’m supposed to hear by “early this week” which I figure means by Wednesday night. I’m on tenterhooks. If I don’t get it, I’ll be annoyed for about five seconds and then get over it and enjoy a little break and having more time to myself. But I want it dammit. Lol.
Now I’m going to go have some fun. I’m not sure what that will entail, but I intend to enjoy myself immensely. *smile*
Topics: My Life |
October 6th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Are you sure that the pantyboy wasn’t wearing the phone tease, rather than the other way around?
October 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
No, I’m not sure of that at all. In fact, I pondered both interpretations…Hehehe…