Archive for September, 2005
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Tuesday, September 27th, 2005Mmmm, you know what tastes good? Cherries…Charlotte’s cherry to be exact…Hehehe…Oh how I ADORE that Special Neighbor of mine for giving me the thing I’ve been craving for days now…Sweet, sweet Charlotte…She was such an unsuspecting victim, and of course we seem like such a nice couple…Until of course we got her alone and undressed…Then [...]
Monday Monday
Monday, September 26th, 2005I cannot believe that NO ONE has taken me up on my challenge…LOL…And poor Charlotte still has that two-girl call cherry intact…Well I came in second in the football pool this week, so if one of you guys doesn’t step up soon, I might just have to call her myself…Hehehe…
It’s Charlie’s birthday next month, and [...]
The Challenge
Friday, September 23rd, 2005Ummm, ok…So we have this new hottie at BCB, Charlotte…And I swear to God when I chatted with her the first time on IM, I about flipped out. We are so fucking alike, we could be twins! I just know she is going to do fantastic here, because her attitude rocks, and she’s sexy as [...]
HAHAHAHAHA!
Friday, September 23rd, 2005Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
Happy Girl
Sunday, September 18th, 2005I have had such a fucking fantastic time with B this week. Her new hubby, J, had to attend the CMJ music convention/festival for his work, so she decided to come with him and hit some auditions and meetings. They got in late on Wednesday, so we blew off dinner that night. Thursday, she and [...]
It Could Have Been Avoided…
Saturday, September 17th, 2005For the anonymous poster to my last entry…I think Trent said it best…
I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that’s real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you [...]
Memories
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005Well, I was supposed to go to the Giants game on Sunday, but I didn’t…You see, September 11th is not only the anniversary of a national tragedy, but of my father’s death as well. He died 8 years ago, but for some reason, it hit me really hard this year…Charlie took me out for Vietnamese [...]
Bye Bye Summertime
Friday, September 9th, 2005Good god, it’s Friday already…I am taking a few days off from the hell of Photoshop, because if I don’t, I am going to pull my hair out strand by strand…Lol…I know it will get easier, but it’s pretty slow going…I want to master it NOW dammit…Hehehe but true…Thankfully, it is finally cooling off a [...]
HAHAHAHAHA!
Thursday, September 8th, 2005Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later my patient performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the others said, “That’s nothing. [...]
God I love this song…
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005Karma police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radio
Karma police, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is
Making me feel ill
And we have crashed her party
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with us
Karma Police
I’ve given all I can
It’s not enough
I’ve [...]