Procrastinate Much?
Monday, June 2nd, 2008Yes, I’m terribly bad for not writing in ages. What can I say? It was my birthday, and I felt like being spoiled and lazy. Not the most auspicious start to my 33rd year, but I promise I’ll make up for it…
My birthday meal itself was spectacular. I suppose I could post the menu but [...]
A Flash of Flesh
Sunday, January 6th, 2008I’m thinking about fingers running up the back of my thigh…Breath on the nape of my neck…A wicked murmuring in my ear of deviant delights to come…Hands, spinning me around and pushing me back against wall…And I’m thinking about lips…Brushing across mine as our bodies press together…In my fantasy, faces remain in shadow…My imagination fills in [...]
Vroom…Vroom…Vroom…
Thursday, April 20th, 2006Charlie and I snuck off to the NY Auto Show this morning and saw some KILLER cars. Also got a great idea for an ongoing promotion of sorts for BCB Confidential…There was this amazing car, the Ford Shelby, that actually made me wet…And I thought it was funny that it shares a name with one [...]
None (I tire of titles…)
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006Hmm…Been a while since I’ve written about movies…Finally got around to watching March of the Penguins, and I admit it…I frickin’ COOED…But come on…I DARE you to watch the movie without tearing up or at least getting a lump in your throat…If you can, you are not human…You are ICE…Also rented Capote yesterday…Interesting…I can see [...]
Oscar Fever!
Sunday, March 5th, 2006ROTFLMFAO…Thank you, darling Chicago Writer of mine, for the run of mind-bending calls and for knowing I would find this hilarious…
Well, the spectacle that is the Academy Awards is mere hours away, and I’m already tingling and abuzz…Oh wait, that’s my vibrator…LOL…But seriously, I cannot WAIT to see who ends up winning…I think there are [...]
*Superbowl Sighs*
Monday, February 6th, 2006Well, I apparently have the worst taste in sports teams ever…I’d picked Seattle through the whole season, and they finally let me down…It’s like that Fourth Quarter meltdown of the Trailblazers’ in the Western Conference Finals against the L.A. Lakers some years ago…The team I root for always gets so close and then breaks my [...]
Busy Nympho
Wednesday, February 1st, 2006As most of you have surmised by now, I took off to Atlantic City with Charlie last weekend for a much-needed escape…See, it turns out the casino marketing department likes the way I gamble, so they offered me two nights in a very swanky suite…And wonder of wonders, I actually WON this time! So that [...]
Part One…
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006Ok, I’ve been putting off this entry, because there is a lot on my mind, plus I have a ton of shout-outs to do…So I decided I’ll do the fun part first…
My brand new Panty Sniffer licked me clean and begged for it hard up the ass…Why is it always the kinky fuckers who find [...]
Don’t Hate Me…
Thursday, October 20th, 2005Ok, it’s official…I am now one of those annoying Yoga People…You know the ones I mean…Always waxing ecstatic about the “joys of the practice” and whatnot…Alright, I’m not that bad yet, but I fear it may be coming…I’ve been wanting to get into a little better shape for a while now. It’s not that there’s [...]
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
Ok, here’s where I’m at…I should write more. I know this. My journal is like that white (or is it pink?) elephant in the room…It’s always there…I’m never done…there are always things I want to tell you and shoutouts I should make, and sometimes all I want to do is run away and hide…So it [...]
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