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    Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

    At least my election night hangover isn’t going to last EIGHT YEARS this time…
    *giggle*

    Heh.

    Monday, May 12th, 2008

    First I saw their sign on a wrought-iron fence when Howard and I went to a PortlandFood.org dinner at Banh Cuon Tan Dinh.  Then I ran across this truck when I was running errands the other day.  Cracks me up.  Juvenile, I know, but I can’t help it…

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    Monday, January 14th, 2008

    This is so funny I almost peed my pants. Did I mention I get to cross over in the play?

    Hahaha!

    Friday, December 7th, 2007

    Really fucking hilarious.

    Problems at the Post Office…

    Friday, October 26th, 2007

    The United States Postal Service created a 41-cent first-class stamp with a picture of President Bush.  The stamp was not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.  After a month of testing, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:
    1) The stamp is in perfect order.
    2) There is nothing wrong [...]

    Funny Photo

    Monday, October 22nd, 2007

    A sweetguy sent this photo to me, and I just had to share it with you…

    As opposed to condoms for use on premises?  I’m confused…

    It Was Tolerable…

    Sunday, March 26th, 2006

    Mom is gone, and it wasn’t so terrible…Actually, we had a lot of fun last night…Ate YUMMY Chinese in the city and then went to see Hairspray…I only got tickets on Friday, but I must have snagged some released house seats or something…We sat 8th row center! Spendy but worth it…The show was a RIOT…I [...]

    Oscar Fever!

    Sunday, March 5th, 2006

    ROTFLMFAO…Thank you, darling Chicago Writer of mine, for the run of mind-bending calls and for knowing I would find this hilarious…
    Well, the spectacle that is the Academy Awards is mere hours away, and I’m already tingling and abuzz…Oh wait, that’s my vibrator…LOL…But seriously, I cannot WAIT to see who ends up winning…I think there are [...]

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    Monday, December 5th, 2005

    I found this photo on a card a while back and have been meaning to post it forever…

    LOL! Just kidding…I swear, no teddy bears were harmed in the updating of this journal…Hehehe! Ok, so I have discovered this awesome show on the Discovery Channel called American Hot Rod, and I think I’m already [...]