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    • Problems at the Post Office…

    Friday, October 26th, 2007

    The United States Postal Service created a 41-cent first-class stamp with a picture of President Bush.  The stamp was not sticking to envelopes, which enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.  After a month of testing, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:
    1) The stamp is in perfect order.
    2) There is nothing wrong [...]

    Hehehe!

    Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

    Subject: New Jersey
    If you’ve ever lived in Jersey, you’ll appreciate this. If you live somewhere else, you might find it interesting.
    New Jersey is a peninsula.
    Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida.
    New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
    New [...]

    ROTFLMFAO…

    Sunday, November 20th, 2005

    And The Moral Is…
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She [...]

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Friday, September 23rd, 2005

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
    He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
    “OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
    Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Thursday, September 8th, 2005

    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
    One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later my patient performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
    One of the others said, “That’s nothing. [...]

    Ugh.

    Sunday, January 30th, 2005

    Ok, I’ve been trying to write this entry for three days, and for some reason it’s just not happening. As a friend of mine says, the hardest part about writing is putting the first sentence down on paper…So yesterday I got almost done with it and then pulled a total bonehead move by accidentally closing [...]

    Some Cheesy Jokes To Laugh At…

    Friday, June 25th, 2004

    ***Originally posted on LiveJournal.com under the name Donna Dione Hill***
    Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
    A: Dam.
    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
    A: A stick.
    Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
    A: Right where you left him.
    Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    A: [...]